I should probably post my cats on here (I have cats!)
First two photos are Roxy, who we got in 2016 at the age of 3? ish? the shelter said she was 3 but the vet said she was probably older so she's at LEAST 9 but may very well be older. She's a sweet lil' ol' lady with a very stocky neck, black-soled peets, and weighs about 8 pounds soaking wet. She's also very much a squeaker, but sometimes she'll whisper a dainty little "geh" which is VERY cute
The second two photos are certified house-gremlin Lucifer "Lucy" van Pelt, who we got at the end of last year as a kitten, which means she's about 1 year old now. Despite our best efforts she's a bit of a pudgy lass and has basically no chill whatsoever (she's obsessed with bothering Roxy no matter how many times Roxy tells her to fuck off)