ETPC

• Visually muddled and unreadable game worlds patched over by "hold L3 to activate Eyeball Vision"
• Recognizing the need to pace progression with modes of interaction other than combat but failing to find interaction that is thematic or interesting and instead resorting to fucking Sokoban again
• Over-reliance on context-sensitive interaction prompts with, again, narrow little trigger volumes or required positioning, forcing me to shimmy a character into the exact position that allows me to interact with something – the AAA equivalent of a point-and-click adventure pixel hunt
• Adding parrying to a combat system does not automatically make it good
• If you do add parrying to a combat system, you have to be obsessively precise about the consistency of every animation and the frame data of every attack. No AAA studio is.
• I absolutely do not want to go through a combat encounter with an enemy that can only be interacted with through parrying.
• "There are four color-coded flavors of enemy attack, and you counter them by pressing these four buttons accordingly". Combat shouldn't be Simon Says!
• All your cutscenes are too long

iirc the man was hitting it "from the back" and the woman was holding the controller and facing the camera

they won the game so it must have been a decent strategy

TALKIN SHIT

SHE HOVER ON MY D-BEAM UNTIL I ADJUST PITCH