I am an extra on a film set. Or rather, I snuck on and haven't been thrown out yet. The director is getting tired of me because I am not looking in the directions I am supposed to be looking so I pretend to read a newspaper which is actually a flattened cereal box.
It turns out we were filming an ad for a blender called a "Ramsey 1000" in which a mad scientist makes pesto in his blender. It is so named because it has a "ram" in the middle to push ingredients down to the blades