WE FUCKING BEAT IT
HERE'S THE DARKEST FAERIE THREATENING TO DESTROY OUR GENITALS
@TOILET AND I ARE BONDED FOR LIFE NOW
i was just talking to cania about how theres something so sinister about this game's padding. you can never expect there to be a secret sokoban puzzle ON TOP of 6 floor tile puzzles because no guide ever will mention it the most THOROUGH guide i could find about this game had tons of tips like 'the obstacle course is straightforward" (instead of the obstacle course is split into 4 timed parts that you have to fail multiple times in order to have enough time to actually make it through the maze cuz your fail attempts will all be pushing boxes to the correct zone. also remember the zipline in kingdom hearts? ILL MAKE YOU YEARN FOR ITS MERCY) "these puzzles are INSANELY EASY compared to what you've been through..
i mean here just look at it its not like i dont have the URL memorized from having to stare at this website for 30 weeks
like this is just act four. theres so much stuff it just LEFT OUT making us READY for the game to end but OOPS ALL PADDING. ALL ENEMIES. ALL FLOORS FALLING OUT FROM UNDER YOU. ALL EYES SEEING YOU AND RESETTING YOUR PROGRESS. ALL SUFFERING FOR YOU, FOREVER.
but like
its the only game that ive encountered online, that this experience is UNIVERSAL. theres tons of times in the guide where the game says its bullshit, and thats like run of the mill for every gamefaqs guide right, everyone wants to have a little flavor. but theres NO FINISHED GUIDE ON GAMEFAQS. every time you look up help for something you're stuck on the first ten results are forum posts of people screaming HELP IVE BEEN STUCK ON THIS FOR WEEKS and all the replies are 'me too!!!" until someone finally says the solution, which is NEVER A SOLUTION ITS ALWAYS JUST POWER THROUGH IT
and i hate it say it but that solution did work, cuz here we are, having defeated the darkest faerie. and guess what? i hate neopets now. if you ever talk to me about neopets i will just start scooping dirt and debris or whatever is on the ground and start open mouth chewing it in front of you til you stop. i view the strawberry usul on my desk the same way a soldier looks at their purple heart on a mantle