Foamstars beta should be kicking off in a few hours, download it and play what I've seen referred to as "Gooner Splatoon".
Even if you don't like the idea of a Splatoonesque, there are reasons to do it anyway:
- It might be good, and Square Enix is shit at selling games so you will have to try it in spite of them
- It would be funny if this became a new pillar for them in the wake of recent negative news about their search for games that can sell that aren't named Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest
- Do it for Hag , who wants a success to spook Nintendo into adding Jetskis to Splatoon proper
