Went from 'the slightest cough' yesterday evening to 'phlegm and the sniffles' when I woke up at 4am to "alternating chills and sweats with widespread body aches" by 11 am
have I escaped it for nearly four years only to be caught now as I start a new job and leave 150 hrs of unused sick leave behind? Just kill me outright
Edit
I told ange to keep my ashes in a coffee can like in the big lebowski and made myself so sad lmao
