I was in one of the freight elevators in the training center with a bunch of people and these young guys were goofing around and finally one notes me. "WOW, you're really tall! How tall are you?"
"6'8"." (210 cm ish?) And at this point I knew the question was coming. I felt it hanging in the air. So I readied my weapon.
"Do you play basketball?"
Look down, down, down at him.
"No. Do you play miniature golf?"
Oh, dear reader.
Delicious.
I did apologize a little later because no one ever means any harm but fuck I hate that question.