the next writing project I have is a persuasive letter
so i am going to write a formal letter to the fleas that keep trying to colonize my apartment, asking them cordially to leave. I'll start by explaining the emotional distress their presence is causing, the health risks to us and our pet, and the risk to their own lives as I prepare to apply medication once again to my cat and a renewed coat of pesticide on the carpet. i will cite medical texts re flea effects, and manufacturer texts re poison/medicine, since this letter is supposed to have fucking citations.
gotta make your own fun in these courses.