this stupid letter im writing as a joke answer to my persuasive letter assignment has me reading really depressing scientific studies about pest infestations and their impact on mental health and social status, really "funny" stuff here, lots of "hoots and hollers".
having to back up my stupid joke with evidence and citations is making me wish i had just wrote a letter asking pepsi to bring back crystal pepsi again
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6181819/ here, have this. spoiler alert: yeah, bugs in the apartment correlates with higher rates of depression and anxiety. I could have told them that for free.