Oh God the pants situation is somehow worse than the jersey situation. This is incredible. Good work Nike/Fanatics
the cock and balls situation is fine - mlb can leave that unchanged
but - there's serious ass problem. pitchers especially tend to have large, powerfully muscled posteriors. the old pants had a lot more sizing options, and could even be tailored to fit a particular pitcher's double d dumper. these new ones can't ... and that's BAD.
some pitchers do big swingy leg motions with their throws, and i think there's a real chance on of them will straight up rip their pants in half now.
I will tune in for a lot more games if the gamble is "will THIS be the day some pitcher 's bat and balls fall out on the mound?"