=> enter email
=> enter password
=> confirm email
=> enter phone number to enable mandatory 2FA (pinky promise we won't ever sell it to third parties!)
=> download this app to take a selfie to confirm your identity (pinky promise we won't ever sell it to third parties!)
=> use this same app to replicate random expressions to confirm your selfie is you (pinky promise we won't ever sell this to third parties!)
BURN IT ALL DOWN in a few years it'll take more work creating an account on a stupid website than having a fucking ID made
Are there websites making us take fucking mugshots to log in? That they Definitely Really Won't Sell?