Writer & narrative designer, full time queer mess. Put the gay deer in Caves of Qud.


lutz
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That's right, one of modern gaming's flagship series is back. Rockstar has spared no expense in bringing to life one of their most expansive gameworlds yet. Grandma's House covers 4,000 square miles and is filled top-to-bottom with collectibles, activities, and secrets. Explore 100,000 miles of interstate modeled carefully after the interstate in your grandma's house, teeming with traffic and angry pedestrians. Grandma is there too just like she always was moving with slow and ineffable purpose from the couch to the kitchen and back. She is making a chicken salad sandwich. The TV is showing pat sajak. She is 80,000,000 miles tall and so far beyond the reach of your bullets and rockets, you are less than a fly to grandma, she cannot even see you or the flailing digital murders you commit. She cannot hear your radio or its vulgarities. You are so small. So so small but you see the face in the window the huge face outside the window looking in and it is smiling like the Devil and you try to yell to tell her but grandma cannot hear you about the face outside the window you are too too small


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