Nero: I've taken the liberty of upgrading your PSP to the newest model.
Cid: What? A Go? Nero what about my UMDs?
Nero: No need to thank me!
Cid: WHAT ABOUT MY UMD MOVIES!?
Cid: I'm looking for ideas...
Nero: Give it a big gun.
Cid: ...For decorating the baby's room.
Nero: Oh. A small gun, then.
Cid: This is my latest invention: A Game.
Nero: Please, Garlond. Even you should be above such a pedestrian-
Cid: For the PS3.
Nero: By Solus
Cid: Nero you can't expense the Ironworks for your hair gel.
Nero: Maybe YOU can't, Garlond. My intellect is capable of feats you couldn't dream of in a thousand years.
Jessie: Wow. I'm approving it.
Cid: frowns
Nero: Garlond your download speeds are terrible.
Cid: Are you torrenting music again? That's illegal!
Nero: And I suppose you think that Spotify is good for artists! Stand aside and watch a master download Evanescence.
Cid: Oh hell yeah
Nero: That's right.
Nero: You've forgotten to feed Biggs, Garlond.
Cid: Once again you've underestimated me, old friend. Watch as the clock hits 12:30
A pneumatic tube loudly lowers from the cieling and drops a single plated Archon Burger on the table
Biggs: Oh hey a burger