The thing about the big IKEA shark is he’s very good to cuddle just the right shape and size

Xena (🧊), Rose (🌹), Ayre/Willow (🧬), Penny (🐀), Rel (🌊)
• 26 years old (for now)
• 18+ only, might reblog spicy things
• System of five nonhumans
• Trans WLW
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🧊xenoblade fan, m:tg lore fan, tabletop roleplayer, ff14 player, bionicle nerd. loves to worldbuild to a detrimental degree. main fronter. a dragon who moonlights as a partially-scaled jakkai. she/her, shi/hir
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🌹Magic: The Gathering gameplay fan, Fortnite player, Gundam and mecha fan. Loves awful puns and foxes. Secondary fronter. Zoroark/Braixen/Dragon hybrid, taur-adjacent, fine with just being called a dragon. She/her.
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🐭robotic lab rat. enjoys scientific pursuits above all else, though also likes being small. desires total world domination but only in the sense of turning everyone into rodents and doing nothing else. third most common fronter. she/they/it
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🧬Deer-shaped robot chassis carrying a nonhuman intelligence. Don't ask about the name, please. Also into mecha and sci-fi in general as well as nature, surprisingly enough. Rarely fronts, extremely grumpy when I do. Would be very horny if not for problems with the body. Is the main one who directs what we wear when being fancy. They/she.
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🌊Aquatic dragoness who's part rat. Tabletop player, fan of tinkering and mechanical things of all sorts. Eternally upset magic isn't real, purely because that means I can't mess with it. Shi/hir, she/her
The thing about the big IKEA shark is he’s very good to cuddle just the right shape and size
when I was 3 i had a teddy bear that was almost as tall as me that i could hug and cuddle. I mean, I still have her but now i am much bigger so the cuddling hits different Now it is Shark Friend who is the optimal cuddle size. Big plushy for grownups.
Got one after the surgery followup appointment to commemorate the event and it very much is cuddlable
It's so true. I'm grateful for my current work environment because it means sometimes I can just step away and go hug my BLÅHAJ. Instant mood boost.
I don't have a blahaj but I have two of their previous dolphin and orca Plushies that are pretty much blaha's size so I definitely see the benefit as far as cuddling as I go to sleep every night curled up with the two of them