Ehksidian

five of them (five of them)

Xena (🧊), Rose (🌹), Ayre/Willow (🧬), Penny (🐀), Rel (🌊)


• 26 years old (for now)

• 18+ only, might reblog spicy things

• System of five nonhumans

• Trans WLW

• Icon by batnoise/UnholyLykoi, banner by pawberri on tumblr/twitter

❤️@lorenziniforce @bolibob2❤️


i'm a scientist


🧊xenoblade fan, m:tg lore fan, tabletop roleplayer, ff14 player, bionicle nerd. loves to worldbuild to a detrimental degree. main fronter. a dragon who moonlights as a partially-scaled jakkai. she/her, shi/hir

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🌹Magic: The Gathering gameplay fan, Fortnite player, Gundam and mecha fan. Loves awful puns and foxes. Secondary fronter. Zoroark/Braixen/Dragon hybrid, taur-adjacent, fine with just being called a dragon. She/her.

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🐭robotic lab rat. enjoys scientific pursuits above all else, though also likes being small. desires total world domination but only in the sense of turning everyone into rodents and doing nothing else. third most common fronter. she/they/it

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🧬Deer-shaped robot chassis carrying a nonhuman intelligence. Don't ask about the name, please. Also into mecha and sci-fi in general as well as nature, surprisingly enough. Rarely fronts, extremely grumpy when I do. Would be very horny if not for problems with the body. Is the main one who directs what we wear when being fancy. They/she.

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🌊Aquatic dragoness who's part rat. Tabletop player, fan of tinkering and mechanical things of all sorts. Eternally upset magic isn't real, purely because that means I can't mess with it. Shi/hir, she/her


System Trello (so you know who's who)
trello.com/b/p71AcQ4e/ehksidian-system
Bad Bird Site
x.com/Ehksidian

jaidamack
@jaidamack

Okay, you meaty beauties - pull up a chair and bend your ear my way. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's, and I'd like to address a gap in our menu. I respect and value our vegetarian and vegan allies in the battle against the green things in this world - things that aid and give comfort to cows. Now, there are meat free alternatives for them to enjoy a burger, but not here at Arby's; that leaves the beef side up on players. So here at Arby's, we're introducing the Mega Beefer. The bun, the salad, the cheese, the sauce - it's beef all the way through. I'll be honest, it's actually just a cow. It comes in a damn big wrapper, though. I hope you've got dental insurance. I'm John Arby.


capriciousCapra
@capriciousCapra

I give up, Mack is just John Arby now

the steamy, beefy crown is all yours


jaidamack
@jaidamack

Nobody panic, beef queefs. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's, and so can you. Some men live with a fire in their soul that stokes a burning passion, and here at Arby's that passion is a grill. There's eight billion of us in the world, and by god, we've got a lot of cows to deal with. They just keep making more of the bastards. We're all of us John Arby; heroes in a fight against beef. You have the passion. Take your shirt off. You're the grill. God damn, you're hot. It's burger time. You're John Arby.


hystericempress
@hystericempress

Put down the beef keef and eyes up for the beef brief. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's. You might be wondering how so many different people can simultaneously be John Arby. Well, wonder no more. See, we've recently discovered that, get this, people can only eat so much beef before they physically rupture. Crazy, right? You'd think there'd be a law. Anyway, the eggheads down at the lab said we needed to start branching out into new quantum realities for advanced new methods of meat consumption if we were ever gonna deal with the bovine scourge, and long story short, there's now a quantum Arby's interstice overlaying all possible realities and ape-descended beings. Every restaurant? Also an Arby's. The good news is by forcing all extant primates across a billion billlion billion dimensions to mantle a portion of the smoldering steak-lust that burns through my soul like the chariot of Helios across the dawn sky, we've increased our ability to convert cows into a digestible protein homogenate by 34% on average. The bad news is we've discovered approximately 7,429,756% more cattle. Grab a pitchfork and dig in; I'm not gonna eat all this beef myselves. Now we're all sons of bitches. We're John Arby.


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