"I wish apple's UI paradigms would become more widespread" [finger curling] Now desktop OSes all want to be the iPad.
"I wish Linux would become a popular mainstream OS" [finger curling] Now your android phone will stop getting software updates after six months. If your phone doesn't brick itself when you even think about an unofficial OS, every single one is extremely hardware specific.
"I wish there was a robust cross-platform UI toolkit" [finger curling] Now your Electron text editor needs 4gigs of memory and GPU acceleration
"I wish people were more concerned about secure communication" [finger curls] Now your retrocomputer's browser can't even use a search engine because it can't speak TLS but the cops can still spy on you with zero effort.
