Electra

Source: Diehard GameFan Volume 2, Issue 9 (August 1994)
Scan source: Internet Archive

Based on a true story

Me (really bad at coming up with names but I had time to prepare): I have learned to tame animals! I call them "pets." They like it when you rub their head like this.

Committee that is extremely interested: What do you call that motion?

Me: panics

Please please do let me know if you have weird sex fantasies about me or even normal ones it would make my day (just don’t take it personally if I don’t reciprocate, promise 99% of the time its because I don’t know you well enough to have desires but I won’t mind)

Anyway here I am rechosting basically without my own text.

i cannot even believe i'm saying this but a bunch of people got together and made

for my little game jam, beating the previous record (last year's!) by 40% and making it by far the most successful jam i've ever run. which is so weird because i don't feel like i do anything, i just make a webpage and people make games for some reason

i do not even know what to say. thanks?? i mean it's not like the games were made for me personally but still. god damn

so now for some admin:

• if you finished a game, it's not over yet: you've gotta play everyone else's! or at least as many as you can manage. definitely try to prioritize games that are in need of ratings and not just the popular ones

• if you did not finish, i am right there with you buddy. but you should try to finish anyway, especially if it was your first game! i made a thread for stragglers to post their games to when they do finish, and hopefully everyone else will subscribe to it so they'll still get a chance to try out a thing you made

• if you didn't enter at all, great news anyway, there are now 77 brand new horny games for you to try out

enjoy! catch up on sleep. i sure as hell need to