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I draw my DnD characters a lot. 50/50 they've go their clothes on, so consider the whole page 18+
When the DM breaks character to call you out for being Too Fancy
(Ft Fortune's magic mood ring vest showing anger [red] and surprise [white])
You can't be running around with a magic sword, magic vest, AND leather pants in front of your old pirate captain. That's just silly.
something something sleeping with the boss (captain) so he knows you are not, in fact, busy right now
Fortune will always have his priorities right. Even when they're about to be executed by another ship's crew