Mad Scientists: A strongly written proposal submitted to an academic journal, regarding the validity of destroying the president's house with a nuclear powered moon based laser canon. Proposal is sent to Mad Engineers.
Mad Engineers: It will have to be a satellite, but I can't get the power supply small enough to make it into high orbit without it being an absolute bitch and a half. Maybe the Mad Machinists can get creative.
Mad Machinists: YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE SCREWS IN AT WHAT FUCKING ANGLE!?
She really did help put a laser in space. Though mostly she fires them from airplanes, at glaciers and rainforests.
I'm down right angry!
Angry at how every institution that shows interest in my brilliance just wants to capitalize on it for profit.
I've tried going to governments, but they either point me to private corporations, report me to other nations, or are just the equivalent of a private corporation with a tax system.
And I can't get my hands on nuclear materials or a viral gene editor because that's "terrorism" so I can't be an independent developer.
So you know what. Fuck it! They all want tlme to participate in capitalism so much! Then I will!
I will seize the means of production for myself. Manually!
