i propose we launch a campaign targetting people who want more friends but hate meeting people, heavily emphasizing that you have to meet people less on average. a big "up to 7 for the price of 1" campaign to improve our market acceptance.
[boardroom disagreement with free stuff campaign]
Allow me to emphasize that we already move this product and this does not change how many friends come in each package, effectively meaning we've been giving free stuff the whole time and this would capitalize on it
[uproarous boardroom agreement with the word "capital"]
glad we are in agreement ok ok