We're cleaning everything and you don't offer to help? Fine, whatever, there's been plenty of times you've cleaned and we didn't help. Sure
But when we accidentally drop a can of soda and it explodes and gets everywhere and all you can do is say "Oh no! And you just cleaned the floor!" ? fuck you you could have at least OFFERED to help
the fuck is WRONG with you are you just too hungover to do anything or are you too lazy to be even bothered
Not to mention the one time we only swept the floor and you had the audacity to say "hey it's still kinda dirty" and every time we DO clean you stand there and watch us and don't fucking DO ANYTHING
Sometimes bird wonders if he could handle living on his own because he kind of loses it if he doesn't interact with other people for awhile but then shit like this happens and I have to make the argument "actually living on our own would be better cause then we'd never have to deal with this shit ever again"
-Glory