no matter your preferences,1 we can offer a body with the perfect cuddling potential!
want to rest your head on the softest of biological pillows? look no further than our belly!
need some hard muscle to safeguard you? our legs, while not top of the market, can provide comfort to your ailing soul!
need something in between? just ask for our gentle arms, perfect for good hugs!!
what are you waiting for? order a cuddle today!
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at the current time, we unfortunately cannot offer scaled, furred, robotic, rubbery, latexy, chitiny, plushy, or otherwise non-humanlike cuddles. we are working to correct this as soon as possible, and apologize for the service disruption.
this footnote is hilarious in hindsight.
while the post is absolutely a reference to our physical body, at the time of writing our headspace could provide two of the specifically mentioned nonhuman cuddles (scaled and robotic). we were also only aware of three nerds in here (aster, nidhogg, r2).
due to a combination of new headmates showing up, self exploration, and an unknown presence showing up again to give us one (1) hug to chill out our headspace one stressful day? we can now boast of having (at some point in the last week) had all the specifically mentioned textures around to hug in headspace. plus some extra (slime, anyone?). apollo gives the shitchost the gift of prophecy once more.
