i know i have that shitpost i did recently with a spider-man villain stealing stuff to cover for bad financial decisions but i think that would be a fun character to actually have
like just a Normal Dude who keeps getting scammed or falling down a money pit and just. can't seem to catch a break. maybe after appearing as a low-level crook the first couple times spider-man just takes pity on him and helps him turn his life around and he becomes a recurring side character