Icon by @ebu
friend enjoyer and aspiring game developer
aromantic/bisexual
25 years of being chaotic and counting
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i also do custom magic item commissions
for ttrpgs and such
frequently NSFW, sometimes I write porn and sometimes I draw it of myself
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ΘΔ am creature (dragon edition)
I enjoy doing worldbuilding a lot and have a big sci-fi setting with magic I've been building for over a decade now
Pitch: We make a website distributing roms of nintendo games that are completely normal aside from changing 1 line of text to say Fuck somewhere.
Thus, the question: Where's the funniest place to put it in any given game?
Imagine playing pokemon snap and the game is completely normal 100% of the time. You find a Diglett, and when you turn it in the professor goes "That's fucking Diglett!!" and then the rest of the game is completely normal. Now THAT'S comedy.
Since Space Harrier is on Nintendo consoles now, "Welcome to the fucking zone"
"Pray for a true fuck in space", or "It may be invaded by the fucker Metroid"
in Uniracers, the change would be that if you try to name yourself "SONIC", instead of responding "NOT COOL ENOUGH", it would say "FUCK THAT GUY"
Earthbound final boss fight
“You cannot fucking comprehend the power of Giygas’ attack!”
Ok mother 3, right after mom visits you at the end and says "You must be exhausted"
it'll be the one time lucas can say anything and he just mutters
....fuck
If audio is on the table:
Donkey Kong 64, right after completing beaver bother it goes WELLLLLL FUCKIN DOOONE!!
If audio is on the table I think that we should also give luigi a 1/50 chance of yelling FUUUUUUCCCCCK instead of yelling MARIO when you press A in luigi's mansion
Oh oh then we HAVE to do the same for mario galaxy's burn audio, just a 1 in 100 shot of mario going AWWFUCKK!
