it's impossible to even make jokes about this URL. they write themselves. jesus god almighty why has nobody told them
Good heavens it's affordable to add big emergency slappin' buttons to anything these days
Bless you anuswitch

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25 years of being chaotic and counting
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i also do custom magic item commissions
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it's impossible to even make jokes about this URL. they write themselves. jesus god almighty why has nobody told them
Good heavens it's affordable to add big emergency slappin' buttons to anything these days
Bless you anuswitch
I think it was proven to be fake but stuff like this always reminds me of "art is anal cheese"
yeah like i could believe it but nobody would ever break that word at those letters
Looks real to me, they even have a video showing the factory!
You know, sometimes I am reminded that there is beauty in this world.
Can I be the anus witch?
I was going to contribute fart-neon.com but they shut down recently...
art is anal cheese walked so anus witch could run
that's how they get ya. lure you in with the anuswitch but get you hooked on the fantasy of real, tactile buttons