For centuries, the Dark Wizard's kitchens in his tower used the same oil for frying food, constantly filtered and recycled... This gave it a unique flavor profile unlike any other...
And NOW, thanks to the defeat of the Dark Wizard, YOU can take home your very own bottle of Dark Wizard EXTREME Fry Oil!
Every bottle guaranteed to contain mountains of flavor high enough to rival the home range of the dwarves! And it doesn't contain a single drop of sinister potion, of that you have my word...
VERY limited supply! Order now, before we run out! (vaguely malicious chuckle fading out)
the dragon ever
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friend enjoyer and aspiring game developer
aromantic/bisexual
25 years of being chaotic and counting
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i also do custom magic item commissions
for ttrpgs and such
frequently NSFW, sometimes I write porn and sometimes I draw it of myself
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ΞΞ am creature (dragon edition)
I enjoy doing worldbuilding a lot and have a big sci-fi setting with magic I've been building for over a decade now
If you want to know more places to find me,
ask me on discord! I don't bite (unless you want me to :3)
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