bugs are so crazy you'll be like Surely I've Learned Every Weird Thing We Know About Bugs By Now and someone online will be like. "well actually there is this highly intelligent subterranean species of weevil that specializes in dying with unfinished business in extremely brutal and excruciatingly painful ways right next to a Common Cuntpisser (Fish) so it can come back as a bug ghost and haunt its foreskin for ghost nutrients without ever dying"
