Icon by @ebu


friend enjoyer and aspiring game developer

aromantic/bisexual

25 years of being chaotic and counting

send pats!!


i also do custom magic item commissions

for ttrpgs and such


frequently NSFW, sometimes I write porn and sometimes I draw it of myself
🤷


ΘΔ am creature (dragon edition)


I enjoy doing worldbuilding a lot and have a big sci-fi setting with magic I've been building for over a decade now


If you want to know more places to find me,
ask me on discord! I don't bite (unless you want me to :3)

YellowAfterlife
@YellowAfterlife
Evolving from violent language to ultraviolent language
Instead of
Say this
We're going to pull the trigger We're launching all missiles
I'll take a stab at [it] I'll take several stabs at [it]
Did we jump the gun? Did we dodge into the bullet?
I'll bite the bullet I'll bite the bullet til it screams
That'll kill two birds with one stone That'll murder two birds with one stone
What's the deadline? When does the kill switch trigger?
We have to pick our battles We have to pick our war crimes
Can you shoot me an email? Can you full auto me an email?
That was overkill That was megadeath overkill
I bombed the presentation I carpet bombed the presentation
Let's just roll with the punches Let's just launch a frontal assault
We can soften the blow by... We can not get our asses kicked so hard by...
I'm going to take a shot in the dark I'm going to empty a magazine in the dark
That's not a bad idea That's a kick-ass idea
Let's not beat a dead horse Let's not beat a dead horse when we can beat a live one
I was blown away by her presentation I was murdered on the spot by her presentation
I was kicking around an idea I was roundhouse kicking an idea
He's a straight shooter in meetings He's a laser-guided smart bomb in meetings
archive of original tweet · source code

You must log in to comment.

in reply to @YellowAfterlife's post: