Entropy 💎🐲

you know what. as a special treat here's a dumb tf2 joke weapon i came up with a couple years ago

Gabe's Last Resort
Level 99 butterfly knife
Cannot get critical hits. Cannot be crit charged.
On Gabe Newell's birthday (PST), gets guaranteed critical hits.
"Good things are always worth the wait."

Appearance: the stock spy knife, but the blade is gold-plated. Changes the disguise kit to appear like a wallet, and the cigarettes for taunts into dollar bills. Animations for taunts that use them are changed appropriately.

yknow, i used to play tf2, mainly did engineer. i think one of my favorite moments I had in it besides fucking around with friends etc was in a random community MvM server, running the Mannworks map. I was playing engineer, the rest of the players were up where the bots come in, I was set up on the platform area that bots can path under (which they were this wave, and it was a tank wave) to catch any leaks. While they were all busy keeping the smaller bots at bay, the tank approached my sentry nest. I jumped atop it. Now, my loadout was not exactly fit for personal ranged combat: I ran the rescue ranger, the wrangler, and the jag. But once I was atop the tank, I popped my canteen, which I'd loaded with the one that gives guaranteed crits, and just started going at it with the jag. Got tank MVP with over a million damage dealt between me and my sentry. One of the other players turned on mic for a sec, don't remember what exactly was said but it was something to the effect of "holy shit dude". incredible moment

i had an idea for an art project but it'd require learning SFM and i dont. know if i have the patience for that part

the idea is tf2 sprays stylized to look like posters of the tf2 mercs telling each other to unionize

specific posters include: