I've been listening to the audiobook for dark disciple ahead of the next clone wars ep (Tangent: if there's one thing that shows off Disney's vast wealth, it's the little production flourishes they're able to throw at something like that, eg music and sound effects and a genuinely impressive actor to narrate) and it lead me to a very cursed hypothetical.
If Disney did a novelisation of Andor, who should they hire to write it? I know there's some "probably correct" answers (someone called Alexander Freed did the rogue one novel and has done some other novels in a similar vein), but I'm thinking of the wilder reality where they back a truck of money up to someone's home and get them to do it. What's the funniest choice? What's the most interesting?
Imo, probably China Meiville, at least for funniest.