This is my headcanon for Derek
33, goat, seeking to become moth.
- he/they/it
18+ but not explicit
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in reply to @nothingdoingcomic's post:
Well you could probably touch the branch if you jumped and then did a homing attack at it, Autumn.
autumn really needs to reevaluate her biases against Castlevanians
Trans women can double jump, trans men can shoulder charge, asexual animals can homing attack. It's just science.
Forgive me for analyzing the comedy of this installment 2 months later, but I really love how this plays with expectations.
It's two friends makin' goofs about double jumps . . . until no, video game shit is real. Just not double jumps. According to Autumn.
One must adjust to the magic in the world until one is once again disappointed.
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