Alien comes doen to earth and is like "bold of you to domesticate creatures bigger than you"
"Listen I didn't mean to sell out our entire species over weed and cosplay but look at how good this maid outfit matches my tentacles it's like I was born for this"
🌱Kin I regret to inform you that if I must, I will be hot plamt mommy to keep you in line. [I am however dressing both of us in the maid outfits]