My followers should be thankful that polytheistic religious institutions don't really exist, because if they did I would be the most insufferably pious former-theology-major you'd ever see. You know those Christian camp counselor types who are like "you know who else had a fight with her older sister? Ištar." That would be me. Need to vent about your bad day? I hope you're ready for me to quote Babylonian theological poetry at you. "Oh some people are just religious because they need to feel superior to others" yeah and I'm Some People
