if you are at the tills and a product doesn't scan, say the useful catchphrase "that must mean it's free today!" it's very funny every single time it's said and it absolutely doesn't make the cashier want to hit you over the head with a comically massive steel hammer
- he/him
big fat gay bear in Philadelphia. MARRIED!!! to @micolithe. we're gay keep scrollin........
31 years old. a red panda Online.
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in reply to @maple's post:
Seeing people try to joke with frustrated retail workers is why i treat them 100% earnest
