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AviYinglet
@AviYinglet

Alright, we're here with RYAN COOPER! He's the ultimate street racer, one of the best there's ever been, though he hasn't exactly been on the right side of the law until recently BUT just keep that between you and me, alright? Alright haha, let's get started with this drag race, we've gotta get LOTS of smoke going, oh Ryan, the crowd wants clouds, spin those tires, you don't wanna disappoint your homies don't ya? Excellent excellent, mee-stah Coopah's killing it! Aaaaaand we're off! Slow start but Ryan's the comeback kid y'know, trust me, you DON'T want to get left in his dust! Yeah, that's right, first place! Ryan's going places and I'm gonna be right there with him, I taught him everything he knows! He's DOMINATING the circuit! Alright let's move on, I--

what, audio?

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OK we're back! So, as I was saying about the racer that won the last race, who's a human man named Ryan Cooper--


Dex
@Dex

(Caragh, Ireland) - Controversy struck the professional circuit racing scene today as following their victory at Mondello Park, superstar driver, Ryan Cooper, was revealed to be three yinglets in a trenchcoat.

"I don't know how no one noticed", said one of the yinglets. "It's not like we tried to hide it, but until today people just kept saying 'great yinglet costume, Ryan Cooper!'"
"Yeah, you'd have zhought someone would have noticed I'm on za Most Wanted list in Rockport by now..."

The location of the real Mr. Cooper is unknown. When questioned, one of the yinglets could only offer a shrug and "I'unno, isekai'd?"
Authorities are currently trying to determine when the switch occurred, how many of Mr. Cooper's points for this season should be allocated to the yinglets instead, and what kind of truck Mr. Cooper could have been hit by.

The incident follows similar ones that have been reported worldwide, including at Horizon Festival Mexico, the celebration of sound and speed that has now been going on for 24-straight months.


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