One of the perks of being an alchemist is you can write things like "I gave myself overproductive hyper tits" off as a business expense. Gotta get a stock of ninetales milk somehow.
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One of the perks of being an alchemist is you can write things like "I gave myself overproductive hyper tits" off as a business expense. Gotta get a stock of ninetales milk somehow.
For the record, I have no issue with the hyper milky tits. It's just the business expense bit just... wat.
It's kind of playing on the practice of declaring things you wanted to do anyway as necessary work things so that your employer will pay for them, and also the propensity among certain kinks to come up with really rather flimsy reasons the protagonist has to play along, or hides behind instead of admitting they enjoy it. Kind of inverting the "excuse to do kink" by playing the "excuse to get work to pay" straight? Which now that I explain it, that is really meta for what was genuinely just meant to be a short kink post.
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