Oh my god crab has ruined my life for the better, what are these bozos on for them to be like this? I love them but dear god have they blown my mind to bits

Depressed bitch with a soda addiction-
mmmmmm can't get enough of the fizzy drinks
Oh my god crab has ruined my life for the better, what are these bozos on for them to be like this? I love them but dear god have they blown my mind to bits