Anonymous User asked: o Nami, which Homestar Runner character do you think would get along the best in your world
homestar runner completely missed me as a kid so i don't know anything about the characters... a friend showed me teen girl squad in high school but i don't remember anything about it...
"Ugh, it took me like 9 hours to find an outlet in this place..."
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you have any tips on summoning a
hot demon?
Satanically yours,
Eleni
Strong Bad: "Well, Eleni... hey, what the crap kinda name is Eleni, anyway? That sounds like something from one a' those medieval name generators Strong Sad's always using."
[cuts to Strong Sad, Marzipan, and Strong Mad playing D&D]
Strong Sad: "Okay Beortio, roll for intelligence."
Strong Mad: "I GOT A SEVENTEEEEN!!!"
Strong Sad: "You successfully impress the Exardian Doorguard with your mastery of the quadratic formula and..."
[His voice fades out, Strong Bad appears in voiceover]
Strong Bad: "Yeouch, what a snoozefest!"
[Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappier]
"If I were in there, I would just defeat all the dragons or whatever with an awesome laser gun shaped like a boomerang! Anyway, Eleni, summoning a demon would be a total waste of time. I mean, I'm as good as any demon! 'Specially a hot one. If you're interested, that is. I know you are, though, don't deny it! Please. ...Well, see, in the time it'd take you to summon a demon, I could paint a painting... of a guy... with an awesome laser gun... that's also a boomerang... and can't forget the gracious amount of spikes this time... and then I could sell it for like, 7 dollars! Have YOU seen any demons worth 7 dollars? I didn't think so, Eleni!"
"Okay, until next time, keep sending me your woefully misguided questions, and I'll keep giving you convoluted non-answers."
