sometimes I wish to roll into a ball, be rolled down a hill and die instantly once I hit the bottom
I also wish to roll into a ball, mayhaps I'll roll on the spot so fast I'll store up momentum from it and approach my target at mach 10

Depressed bitch with a soda addiction-
mmmmmm can't get enough of the fizzy drinks
sometimes I wish to roll into a ball, be rolled down a hill and die instantly once I hit the bottom
I also wish to roll into a ball, mayhaps I'll roll on the spot so fast I'll store up momentum from it and approach my target at mach 10
How about it being more of a ramp that tosses you a few hundred feed into the air over the ocean? Then you die when you hit the water? Still good?