Alright, so I was talking about cooking with @therealphun and ofc the topic of microwaves was brought up and I deadass BROKE ranting about how much these things have caused me the WORST cooking related issues-
AND HERES WHY THEY SUCK SO MUCH ASS THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE SLUTS THE WAY WE PAY THEM TO SUCK ASS-
So a little personal experience with these machines, I deadass blew up at least 3 microwaves and almost blew up many more since these things suck, the first two times were me thinking I could trust the "Auto menu" options they have {which by the way are LITERAL SUICIDE BUTTONS, DO NOT PRESS ANY OF THEM} and the last one was admittedly on me for inserting a plate with gold lining in there, and despite knowing how to FUNCTION a microwave, I still end up missing the mark and making either the most lukewarm or burning hot stuff with it because the DAMN WATT SYSTEM IS SO ASS THAT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A GAMBLE IF THE COOKING INSTRUCTIONS WORK WITH IT.
And that's not even all, the microwave is meant to be a tool for cooking quick and easy things much unlike ovens, stoves, or grills, but NO, THIS IS NOT EASY, YOU SPEND MORE TIME CHECKING IF YOU GOT THE RIGHT WATT POWER LEVEL AND SETTING UP THE TIMER THAN COOKING THE THING ITSELF, AND AFTER ALL THAT THE FOOD ENDS UP BEING UNDER/OVERCOOKED, NEVER DONE RIGHT. I'D RATHER START A FIRE AND JUST COOK THE THING OVER THAT. Oh and I don't even KNOW what you're meant to use the defrosting buttons for since they're ALSO suicide buttons like the auto menu, NOTHING makes sense, and EVERYTHING ends up making the microwave explode meaning you just wasted upwards of EIGHT FUCKING HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS of money on a BOMB and have to spend more on a replacement-
Closing off, damn I did not know there was such a thing that sucked so much ass it manages to make a slut blush, you pay Primrose {from octopath, who is a slut} to suck ass and at least its some meager pleasure without much weight to it, a microwave has NOTHING, you pay it to explode and be a waste of money that can't even cook right, this FUCKING "quick and easy" tool is NOT quick NOR easy, it will give you a headache, and it will cause you to cry like I did in a voice call like half an hour before I made this rant-
Peace out - from Toast, who became a j9 on the toast chart {usually an e6} after this rant