you're in a room. eggbug is there too. he is chilling. what do you do
your pockets are full of nothing but DUBIOUSLY RARE COMMEMORATIVE COINS and your PRECIOUS SOLID PLATINUM COHOST PLUS MEMBERSHIP CARD
the coins are only a little melted and still pretty good.
you begin to have NASCENT DOUBTS about the LONG TERM VIABILITY OF THIS GAME, especially as it relates to putting AN INCREASINGLY LONG THREAD at the top of the feed every time it updates.
eggbug is like: 
eggbug is like, you know, yeah. he's cool. it's whatever.
you eat your doubts. it was a little much after the coins, but it's alright, i guess.
eggbug insists that he is well outside his pilot program. the people have spoken, and he is a success that will be renewed for several seasons.
