me (playing fortnite): ugh i hate this bastard
my friend wilkin brattle, the bastard executioner, who is chilling on my couch: glances up from his phone

36 | everything i speak in red is absolute and unwavering truth with no room for dispute. one time i fell asleep into a pizza
me (playing fortnite): ugh i hate this bastard
my friend wilkin brattle, the bastard executioner, who is chilling on my couch: glances up from his phone