Been forced to listen the modern country radio and there’s definite subgenres I’ve noticed:
-I Don’t Understand Women (alt. Title: Love Is Like a Truck)
-I Wanna Make Love to You While God Watches
-My 8-month Old Son Is So Straight I’m Weeping Tears of Joy
-How Many Words can I Rhyme With Whiskey
-I’m a Lonesome Cowboy (My Wife Left Me)