Been forced to listen the modern country radio and there’s definite subgenres I’ve noticed:
-I Don’t Understand Women (alt. Title: Love Is Like a Truck)
-I Wanna Make Love to You While God Watches
-My 8-month Old Son Is So Straight I’m Weeping Tears of Joy
-How Many Words can I Rhyme With Whiskey
-I’m a Lonesome Cowboy (My Wife Left Me)
I Miss my Home Town but Now I’m Too Rich to Fit In :C
I’m Soooo So Rich but I’m Still Working Class C:
You Suck and I’m Glad You’re Gone (FEMALE VOCALISTS ONLY)
We’re Having a Great Time Drinking and Driving Our Trucks
Oh This One is Nice Actually (it was Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Roses)