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@love-theme

look you dumb ugly son of a bitch i thought i already told you that when you do the enter sandman riff you have to do it like Bwaaar gurDAnerner Bwarr gurDAnerner. NOT likee Churrrr chuChechechurrr Churrrr chuChechechurrr i mean dude what in the fuck even is that. what? what the hell do you mean "it gets the sound better" it fucking doesn't! what kind of airplane headphones are you listening to metallica out of? that's completely horrendous. how much fucking spit gets on your carpet every time you try that? CHURRR look at that man ive made lake goddamn superior on my floor. i gotta break out my kodiak tarbot slip-on boots when i talk to you now its hideous. you are a deeply sick man. you weren't born your mom blew you out the airlock like in alien. you demented pervert you give me six good reasons i shouldnt wring your scrawny little neck and free your body from the thing moving it around. is this where you wanted to be? you came up a little kid all "i'm gonna piss off jason terwilliger, frontman AND BASSIST of Fat Dog On The Beach!? ALLL THE other kids all like "im gonna be optimus prime" or "im gonna marry the history teacher" or "im gonna walk on mars" and you wished on a star that i'd need a double bypass by Q3 2024. thanks a lot man. you are just the brightest light in the cocksleeve firmament. i should just start literally kicking your ass. alright. yeah. see you at practice tomorrow. you bringing snacks? no i mean I'M bringing snacks but if- yeah you- oh hell yeah awesome what are you bringing? LAYS STAX?!! (entire building explodes) YEAAAAAAH

look you dumb ugly son of a bitch i thought i already told you that when you do the enter sandman riff you have to do it like Bwaaar gurDAnerner Bwarr gurDAnerner. NOT likee Churrrr chuChechechurrr Churrrr chuChechechurrr i mean dude what in the fuck even is that. what? what the hell do you mean "it gets the sound better" it fucking doesn't! what kind of airplane headphones are you listening to metallica out of? that's completely horrendous. how much fucking spit gets on your carpet every time you try that? CHURRR look at that man ive made lake goddamn superior on my floor. i gotta break out my kodiak tarbot slip-on boots when i talk to you now its hideous. you are a deeply sick man. you weren't born your mom blew you out the airlock like in alien. you demented pervert you give me six good reasons i shouldnt wring your scrawny little neck and free your body from the thing moving it around. is this where you wanted to be? you came up a little kid all "i'm gonna piss off jason terwilliger, frontman AND BASSIST of Fat Dog On The Beach!"? other kids all "im gonna be optimus prime" or "im gonna marry the history teacher" or "im gonna walk on mars" and you wished on a star that i'd need a double bypass by Q3 2024. thanks a lot man. you are the brightest light in the cocksleeve firmament i should just start literally kicking your ass. alright. alright. love you too man see you at practice tomorrow. you bringing snacks? no i mean I'M bringing snacks but if- yeah you- oh hell yeah what are you bringing? LAYS STAX?!!

(entire building explodes) YEAAAAAAH


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