Item #: FoY-0002
Object Class: Erratic
Special Containment Procedures: None, so long as FoY-0002 has their personal security badge on hand at all times.
Description: FoY-0002 is a female subject who was found at the same time as FoY-0001. She has specially requested to not be named. FoY-0002 is a girl of unknown age, she claims that her age is [[Redacted]] but given her unique condition it is near impossible to tell if this is accurate. She is a [[Redacted]] with deep red hair, with a grey and white fur pattern. She has self identified as the first person to locate the Fountain of Young (FoY-0001), although rumor is another may have located it before her, since this individual cannot me located this cannot be confirmed. FoY-0002 has a condition we have identified as Regressive Relapse Syndrome, the condition is unique in that it causes unpredictable regression and progression in age. We have yet to observe FoY-0002 regress beyond that of a toddler, or age beyond her stated age. Whether this is a coincidence, or a limitation of the condition is unknown at this point. More curiously when FoY-0002 regresses her current outfit always changes with her, it is unclear how or why, and she has shown considerable resistance to being studied, only allowing short tests and the occasional blood test. FoY-0002 is allowed somewhat free reign of the [[Redacted]] facility, she is required to keep her personal security badge with her at all times however, it allows near unlimited access to all areas other then highest level security, her condition seems to provide some degree of immunity to most of the more dangerous items stored on site. If her badge is lost she is to be placed in the daycare, or in the care of FoY-0209 until a new badge can be issued. FoY-0002 has shown considerable dislike for either option.
--Begin log--
Interviewer: Please state your name and age.
FoY-002: My name is [[Redacted]] and I am [[Redacted]] years old.
Interviewer: I see. I would like to make an observation, you appear to be around 6 at the moment. But you say you are [[Redacted]]?
FoY-002: Yeah, I get that a lot. I sorta regress at random, I wake up normal aged, then during breakfast might lose a few years, or wind up in diapers. Some days I get lucky and last a whole day without regressing.
Interviewer: I see, and how does this random regression impact your day to day life?
FoY-002: No more so then being locked up in this place. I don't even get to go outside unless it's that stupid park you put around the fountain.
Interviewer: It's for your safety, you could regress randomly and get lost, or get hit by a car, or-
FoY-002: Spare me, I lasted years before you weirdos locked me up.
Interviewer: Mmhmm, we need to make sure you are... Stable... Before we let you roam, but I have been told to tell you that if you can behave yourself we are willing to let you explore the facility.
FoY-002: What is that supposed to mean, "behave myself" I am an adult you know!
Interviewer: You are currently in a diaper and I can smell that you just peed yourself.
FoY-002: Several seconds of silence C... Can I have a change?
Interviewer: Once we are done here, yes. Now, do you know the longest and shortest times between regressions you have had?
FoY-002: I think the longest was a couple days... Shortest, I dunno, less then an hour?
Interviewer: I see, and what was the youngest age you have been?
FoY-002: I dunno, like... Two, or three?
Interviewer: pencil scratching sounds Good, good, and would you be willing to let us do some simple blood tests on you, both while regressed and not regressed?
FoY-002: Do I have a choice?
Interviewer: It depends, I thought you wanted to behave yourself in exchange for some exploration privileges?
FoY-002: sighs Alright... I guess, but when can I explore?
Interviewer: Once we have done a few tests to make sure whatever you have is not contagious, or dangerous, and only so long as you cooperate and follow our rules. If you refuse we have a spot for you in the daycare center, regardless of your age.
FoY-002: huffs Fiiiiine, but how long will that take?
Interviewer: A couple weeks, until then we will be sending you to the daycare when regressed, at least there you will have some cartoons to watch and toys to play with. Now, please relax while we take a blood sample. A door can be heard opening in the background
FoY-002: Better then sitting in a boring grey room I guess... Can I at least have a unicorn bandage?
Unknown: Sorry, all I have are princesses and pokemon.
FoY-002: Ugh, fine... Will take a princess.
--End log--
Addendum A: FoY-0002 has been considerably more cooperative since being granted some degree of freedom within the facility. Her tests came back negative, she is not contagious, nor does her condition seem to be overly dangerous or anyone but herself. All security personnel have been notified of her presence in the facility, and given a range of pictures of her at various ages so as to not confuse her with any other regressies.
Addendum B: Do not try to reason with FoY-0002 if she is in her teens, it isn't worth the aggravation, instead all staff are advised to ignore her or call FoY-0209 to handle her. This new security protocol is in response to the "Water gun incident" in which FoY-0002 thought it would be funny to run around spraying people who upset her.
Addendum C: FoY-0002 has had her room moved to outside the daycare, it is larger then her old room, however [[Redacted]] felt is necessary to give her more space given her condition as her interests vary from age to age. Giving her a larger space means she can store all her own toys in her room, and will hopefully stop stealing from the daycare.