ModCloth ran this ad back in 2018, and they thought that no one would care and everyone would forget about it but not me. The surreptitious look through the lenseless white glasses. The inexplicable giant flower from Michael's. I saved it as soon as I saw it. But unfortunately in the subsequent years, despite my deep ironic enjoyment of the idea as a millennial white woman in academia, I have not been able to make this kink materialize. Somewhere out there though I'd like to believe some of the most boring freaks imaginable are enjoying plaid play to this day
