I was chatting with a friend of mine the other day about a hypothetical if pokemon existed in real life, and which ones I would've chosen as a kid,,, Here's my team as it would be today if I had done just that!
(Oh, also don't mind that unexplained Appletun in the middle, that's just me, freshly post-tf but we won't talk about that yet)
Also additional lore, Juniper would've evolved into a Lairon trying to save me from getting hit by a car while crossing the road on my hand-me-down blackberry phone,,, (hence the dent in her helmet now as an Aggron) and since that event she chugged a ton of Carbos and Iron to be able to tank anything for me 🥺 (hence her hefty stature)