Sorry, Tim, but I don't really want that Fuzz pedal right now

Genderfucked, 39, writer, pan, nonbinary, white, therian, pagan, plural, autistic
Sorry, Tim, but I don't really want that Fuzz pedal right now
I'd like to say something like "technically, because I'm too busy intentionally fucking with a behringer guy to respond" but alas I am not a gear guy
that's exactly the problem, i have such a hard time saying "no sorry i do not need pedals rn"
their call system gives reps billing (dead)names instead of account names and i dont wanna go through the trouble of coming out to the guy asking me what my new pedalboard is for......