Not much about you makes sense. Like pandas, you are very particular about the food you eat (but it is a little bit more than just eucalyptus leaves). You're prone to chlamydia and you sleep all day. On the surface, you seem boring.
But you're an important part of Australian identity and even moreso important to indigenous cultures, appearing in the Dreamtime as a figure of great wisdom. For that, I think you deserve commendation.
You wear it humbly though. Good on ya!